Thursday, December 30, 2010
Monday, December 27, 2010
Hey, I grew my chin hair for the release of True Grit.......neat ain't it?
Now I gotta find an eye patch. Later.
*Photo credit: Sean Ryan
Saturday, December 25, 2010
But here's the link to where this card came from and we recommend you go there for all your future ecard needs. someecards.com
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
You can google Dave Nestler and see the rest of his works....not bad.
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You know, the more things change, the more they stay the Blane.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
This kid wasn't buying it.
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Nonetheless, we made enough to buy two bagels, a quart of Schlitz, and some strawberry rolling papers.
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Big brother Vance, in his role as Santa, looks on in disgust. "Now I see why you don't hire your relatives" he said.
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She seemed like a nice girl and was mostly armless. She had that winning smile and those coquettish eyes. And talk about a a fashion plate! Gosh! She bought all her clothes where we worked. But she was a little pigeon-toed and wore orthopedic shoes when she wore them at all. (She was a simple country girl who'd grown up in a little holler near the Hanford Nuclear Plant). Nonetheless, if she'd had a flat head we'd still be married. Well, we'd still be married if it hadn't have been for those meddling kids and their magic mushrooms!!
Thursday, December 9, 2010
* I have no idea what Rick thinks....just typing out loud.
I totally concur with what Vance said. (RIck) Also my eyeballs are bleeding from not nearly enough sleep.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
I never really knew the difference in the different types before -- and I'm assuming, neither did you. So as a public service, I'm presenting this handy chart for you to tell them apart.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Not because of any drug use, on her part, but just because she had a tendency to go deep-sea diving in the living room carpet -- and she could hold her breath for a long time! Sometimes she wouldn't resurface for days, and there she'd be, wedged between the fridge and the kitchen counter.
The thing that is unclear in this video is why she suddenly decides to pull the bathing suit out of her ass after all that time.
Monday, November 29, 2010
This is actually a photo from my baby-book taken about a half-hour after I was born. I'm not sure what the doctors were planning for me, but after I scampered down the hall and out the door, it was far too late.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Leslie was 84 and apparently died of pneumonia.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
The two vowed NEVER to venture into a mine again. "I'm never going any further than my own backyard," said Rick. "Look, I have this great backyard that has all that I need to survive. F... Chili. I'm not going back."
"What he said," Vance later said.
Monday, October 11, 2010
When they bought their first house, they were amazed that the 1,010 square foot house seemed much larger than it looked from outside.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
I know this has nothing to do with Moonpie foolishness but I just had to tell the world.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Two weeks later the engine locked up and I threw a rod or something and the car was dead. The foreign salvage yard out on South Eubank paid me $200.00 for the pair and he towed them to his yard.
Two weeks of fun, out a couple of hundred dollars and a good time was had by all.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
I did like the background.....
Post script: In my own defense, I tried to use this blog to direct others to Moonpie. My last post on this blog was March of this year featuring the Moonpie Gang and I did have a link to The Moonpie Chronicles. Oh well, back to the business of the "Pie".
The VOX blog has shut it's doors. This was my header for my Cadillac Ranch and Muffler Shop blog that was very short lived. I've tried to copy and paste the home page but the bastards won't let me. I'll fix them.....I'll take a photo of my computer screen, download the photo, make a new post for Moonpie and add the photo.....
oh screw it. You can only have one love. I'm sorry Moonpie.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
*Missile-tit bras are "the bomb'.
*Moonpie thanks Hawtness.com for the photo. I just can't remember when they took this photo of me when I was a girl for two months in 1978.....I got better.
Friday, September 17, 2010
Oh, also, don't look to your immediate right.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Q:"Why don't you guys ever run pictures about Conservative Pundit Glen Beck? He's the dreamiest!" ~ Mr. Geoffrey Lam Sung, Phx, AZ.A: Dear Geoff, the primary reason is because Beck reminds me of the following tattoo...I mean, really people. We can all turn away from this photo and say, 'that was disgusting in a not really very funny way. It's bad enough knowing this tattoo exists. Do we really have to be shown it?' This is how I feel about Glen Beck.
Q: Mr. David Luigi of Albuquerque New Mexico asks "Hey, If you guys are so smart, why you don't live and work in Memphis anymore?"A: I'm not sure. But I bet there's a pretty good reason.Oh, Yeah. That's it.
Until next time, folks. Oh, and don't be a mailbag.
Likewise, Cost Plus Warehouse's lawyers have asked me to inform you the the following is not an accurate representation of their Amanita Muscaria-shaped marzipan candy treats.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
So, anyway, Jones is still running around Albuquerque. Most lately he's been doing his famous renditions of Elvis tunes in the aisles of the Walmart on Carlisle.
So next time you are shopping there, don't be surprised if this guy pops up behind you in the dressing rooms crooning "Hunka-Hunka Burnin' Love" into an Amanita Muscaria-shaped marizipan microphone.
Don't be surprised. Just run like hell.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
I'm proud of my brother, he's done well.