Sunday, September 5, 2010

Brother Blane.....

Brother Blane was pissed that he missed the first shot. He promptly added another shell and shot his truck for no reason at all. "I thought it was Bigfoot."

He later told his wife, "Vance made me do it."


  1. After I shot the truck, I went back into the camper and looked in the mirror and realized that I no longer had Barry Gibb hair.

  2. This reminds me of the scene in the early Jeff Bridges film, "Rancho Deluxe," where they steal the old guy's new Cadillac, take it up on a hill, and commence to blow the shit out of it with a Sharps .50 cal buffalo rifle.

    Too bad about the Barry Gibb hair, Blane. Just be glad you've got hair.


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