The Moonpie Chronicles: 2010-05-16

Friday, May 21, 2010

Time to think about vacation.....

Vacations used to be a thing of beauty. You waited all year and watched the family scrimp together a few bucks so you could load the stationwagon and head out each summer. What happened? The family Vista Crusier has been replaced by SUV's and soccer-mom vans. And instead of a family having one, maybe two cars, now each member of the family has their own wheels. Driveways have four cars parked at each house. And now, everyone goes their own way on trips. Sis goes to Cheer camp (learn how to drink and have sex without getting caught camp), the good son goes to work with a ECO-Group to clean the Bay for a summer(learn how to drink and have sex without getting caught internship) and mom wants to go with the girls for a school reuniun without the husbands (drink like hell and have sex without getting pregnant reunion). And dad just wants a four day weekend to drink without the hassle of any phone calls or kids. Sad, but true. But hey, who's going to change now. We've been going full tilt boogie for 30 plus years now and we have no idea how to slow down and really relax. That's the bummer of it all. That and the fact that no one seems to have the cash to do anything anymore. What the f--k is up with that? Oh well...just have fun this summer and don't get in trouble. There are people out ther that really do give a shit about you, don't blow it.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Guyliner part 2

You forgot this freakshow

Although he does do a killer cover of "Tainted Love," making it almost respectable sounding....

We found Joe Dirts baby picture....

After years of looking, Moonpie found little Joe Dirts baby picture. Mamma and Pappa Dirt were so proud this day. They finally saved enough money to get little Dirts picture taken at K-Mart for $9.99.
All hail the mullet!

Guyliner....does it work for you?

Unless your name is Alice Cooper.......

or David Bowie, leave the eye-liner to the chicks.

Unless you have the voice and the ability to sell millions of albums or CD's.......

....don't try to pull off the 'guy-liner' look. You better be a damn good singer or just a popular celebrity to make this look work for you.

Me, my cosmetics are in the wifes bathroom. Good luck to you if you try this look and you're sporting 'twig and berries'.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Dennis Hopper...

New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson made today "Dennis Hopper Day". I love New Mexico.

Ya see where the road goes off to the left? That's were I want to build a Hacienda.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Worst movie ever!

I enjoy "stupid white-boy" movies. I also love a great Western movie.

Ready to Rumble and Joe Dirt are a couple of my favorites.

Waynes World was great and took me back to the days of Rick and I sitting in the back of my truck at the airport watching planes land.

And Beerfest, well.....need I say more. Das Boot! But then last night I saw the worst movie I have EVER seen. I could not watch another second of it. I turned it off in 10 minutes.

Christopher Forbes wrote, directed and did the music for this bad film. OMG. And I never say OMG!
This film was un-watchable!

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