Dip-shit of the Month winner....

I like Charlie Sheen, but for Christs sake man, get a grip. Richard Pryor once said, "cocaine is Gods way of telling you that you make too much money". O.K., if you want to destroy your career, fine, but what about the other 12 or so regulars that star on Two and a half men with you. Do you not give a shit about their job security?

Having a 36 hour party with hookers and "a guy'" who shows up with a briefcase full of coke is not the way to help your career. Being rushed to the hospital after the party is over is not my idea of a good time. Charlie, get your shit together man!

Guyliner....does it work for you?

Unless your name is Alice Cooper.......

or David Bowie, leave the eye-liner to the chicks.

Unless you have the voice and the ability to sell millions of albums or CD's.......

....don't try to pull off the 'guy-liner' look. You better be a damn good singer or just a popular celebrity to make this look work for you.

Me, my cosmetics are in the wifes bathroom. Good luck to you if you try this look and you're sporting 'twig and berries'.