Thursday, March 21, 2013

Bawn-JOORRRRRRR!




Ex-Wife number 103 and 113.V

Vance and I were both  married to Mary-Lou at various/simultaneous times. It was the cost of the giant Q-Tips and immense gynecological bills that ended both marriages.  Whatcha gonna do though. Right?

Truthdig - The Last Letter



The Last Letter
A Message to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney From a Dying Veteran

To: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney
From: Tomas Young

I write this letter on the 10th anniversary of the Iraq War on behalf of my fellow Iraq War veterans. I write this letter on behalf of the 4,488 soldiers and Marines who died in Iraq. I write this letter on behalf of the hundreds of thousands of veterans who have been wounded and on behalf of those whose wounds, physical and psychological, have destroyed their lives. I am one of those gravely wounded. I was paralyzed in an insurgent ambush in 2004 in Sadr City. My life is coming to an end. I am living under hospice care.
I write this letter on behalf of husbands and wives who have lost spouses, on behalf of children who have lost a parent, on behalf of the fathers and mothers who have lost sons and daughters and on behalf of those who care for the many thousands of my fellow veterans who have brain injuries. I write this letter on behalf of those veterans whose trauma and self-revulsion for what they have witnessed, endured and done in Iraq have led to suicide and on behalf of the active-duty soldiers and Marines who commit, on average, a suicide a day. I write this letter on behalf of the some 1 million Iraqi dead and on behalf of the countless Iraqi wounded. I write this letter on behalf of us all—the human detritus your war has left behind, those who will spend their lives in unending pain and grief. 

Read the rest of this powerful letter at Truthdig - The Last Letter

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Scots!!!


On behalf of Scots, I'd like to present a rebuttal to St. Patrick's Day. We're likeable. What the hell? Why don't we have a special day?




Sunday, March 17, 2013

Damn you, Google!

Rick agrees with Hitler on this one. What bullshit.

You go, Prez

Samurai Obama  

While not everyone at Moonpie supports  the president's policies, none can deny the awesomeness of the new President's Council on Samurai Baddassedness Initiative Klub.

Happy St. Paddy's Day!!


Don't be a wuss. Show me that arm.

Two For Flinching WIN

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