The Moonpie Chronicles: 2011-02-27

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Jane Russel dead at 89

I win! I beat Vance to this -- and he's already off work!

Otherwise, I'd just like to say that Jane was one of those iconic American bombshell pin-up babes who was always associated with huge.... American cars... and rockets... and fresh produce... and badness. I mean, hell, would you look at the Belt on this broad? And those Elbows! My god, you could poke an eye out. And how on earth did she climb into that hay-mow in those heels?

This was a chick who wasn't going to Wednesday bible-study with ya.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Our first acting job...

Rick and I finally got a spot on a national commercial. We were so happy to be filming in New Mexico just a few miles from Ricks house. We couldn't be happier!

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Commercials they should run...

This is a commercial you didn't see during the Super Bowl, Daytona 500 or the Oscars.

Again, thanks......

Tonight marks our third Oscars night and 14th award. We are getting enough of these awards to complete Ricks glass bottle wall in his back yard. These Oscars will serve nicely as hat hooks in the wall. This year Rick recieved two awards for writing and I recieved one for best adaptation of a book to film. Rick said, "reciving an award for writing "Miss Lil goes shopping" and "My sister the rocker" has been a true delight. I have no plan of every giving up writing." Vance took an Oscar for "True Spit", a story of a child snake handler from India.

"I would like to thank Bobby Green in Memphis for getting me interested in snakes and the Coen brothers for being the Coen brothers."

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