The Moonpie Chronicles: 2009-08-02

Friday, August 7, 2009

Don't you forget about me... umm, him

John hughes was not the voice of our generation, but he was the voice of the one that immediately followed us and included my Wife, my sister, and my ex-girlfriend.

John "Breakfast Club" Hughes is dead at 59ish

On Any Sunday

Vance in his Sunday-go-to-meetin' clothes. You just couldn't keep that boy on the ground when there was motors around. That boy always was a might touched, mind you.

Today I Feel....

Well, I did when I was in line at the grocery store earlier...

The Beer Summit: Brilliant in Principle....

From the (ever-brilliant) xkcd webcomic.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Where is the Mug?

Always keep finger-nails trimmed and clean. Ya never know when they will appear on Moonpie.

A little out of focus but you get the idea. The Moonpie mug was in "this town" last weekend with me and my child bride, Janet.

Where are we?

Jobs we have now....

When working at Ronald Reagan National Airport in Arlington, Virginia, strict regulations allow only professional workers to be on site and all the "Best Practices" to be in place to ensure safety and quality. Lucky for them, I was available to remove 15 mature trees and 1,000's of shrubs from the existing plant beds to allow installation of a crane pad. The job requires a tower crane for the construction of an additional level to the parking garage. Be safe; check nuts daily.

Again, click on photo for larger picture.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Prom Photos

I didn't go to the prom. Vance, however, the ladies man about town, Oh yeah. Here is just ONE of his dates.

Obamacomix

You may need to click on this to get it big.

ExWife #33.5

Anastasia Tinkerbelle Feinsteingold would have been my 34th wife. She was smart, funny, charming, gracious, rich, compassionate and forgiving. All the things you want in a wife. The only problem is that this is a photo of her walking down the aisle at our wedding at the chapel of Love in Las Vegas. The drunk Elvis impersonator who was officiating saw her coming and refused to let me go through with it.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Where is the Moonpie Mug?

This picture has nothing to do with the mug, I downloaded the wrong photo. But this is at our buddies farm where they built a kick ass race track for go-carts. These little suckers go about 45-50 mph on this dirt track!

Next...an ongoing series in the new game of: "Where is the Moonpie Mug?".

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