The Moonpie Chronicles: 2012-03-25

Friday, March 30, 2012

Our Affiliation with NORML

In the early days of this blog, we posted a lot of pages from the original Moonpie Chronicles books. It's been a while, what with life and all, but the time is ripe!

Here are a few pages from the original book regarding our affiliation with NORML - the National Association for the Reform of Marijuana Laws.

Back in 1976, flush with cash from my $364/month salary in the US Army, I bought Vance a membership in the organization as a birthday present.

The official letter welcoming Vance to the organization and soliciting names of his "associates" who might be interested in pot... Ummm... laws and such. Including the famous and worth millions of dollars, signature of Keith Stroup. (Click the pic to biggify)

The NORML BMW -- combining our favorite car (before it was a Yuppie Machine) and our favorite recreational drug! Also a brochure from NORML and a cartoon about cops and pot. (Click the pic to biggify)

A generic letter from the NM branch of NORML. Note that the address of the former NM HQ is now a gift shop. NO, not that kind of gift shop. (Click the pic to biggify)

You can still support NORML and help rid our nation of these draconian laws bu clicking one of the many links located on this page. Including this stupid looking link that didn't quite work as I'd imagined it.
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Rick's most recent visit to the Land of His Birth

Rick Sang Karaoke....

In the back of an RCMP squad car....

**Note, there's no sound until about 1 minute 20 sec.

Report from Rick's Night at the Bar

I was out for (more than) a few drinks the other night at the Two Fools Tavern on Central Ave in Albuquerque, when I noticed three large women by the bar.

They had strong accents and, thinking they were fellow Scots, I asked,
"Hey, are you three ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

I was so embarrassed. But it's an innocent mistake.

I apologized and said, "Sorry, are you three whales from Scotland ?"

Then the lights went out...

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

10 Incredibly Hot Women

Incredibly Hot Women Who Are Larger Than A Size 12
Oddee.com (plus-sized models, curvy...)
http://www.oddee.com/item_98119.aspx

In addition to supporting NORML, we also support incredibly hot women who are larger than size 12. Just saying.

Monday, March 26, 2012

You tube, bag of weed - Bing Videos

You tube, bag of weed - Bing Videos

Many videos will pop up. Choose to view the 2:11 minute video labled Family Guy 420 posted on 10/20/11. Have fun

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