Ex-Wives #58

Vance's marriage to Vanessa didn't last too long.
Not because of any drug use, on her part, but just because she had a tendency to go deep-sea diving in the living room carpet -- and she could hold her breath for a long time! Sometimes she wouldn't resurface for days, and there she'd be, wedged between the fridge and the kitchen counter.

The thing that is unclear in this video is why she suddenly decides to pull the bathing suit out of her ass after all that time.

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And so do we, little bug-eyed freak. So do we.

This is actually a photo from my baby-book taken about a half-hour after I was born. I'm not sure what the doctors were planning for me, but after I scampered down the hall and out the door, it was far too late.

And Don't Call Me Shirley: A Real Funny Guy (and a Fellow Canadian) Gone.

Leslie Nielsen could deliver a comedic line with a straight face better than anyone. His role in the spoof film Airplane remains a classic in low-brow high-comedy.

Leslie was 84 and apparently died of pneumonia.