The Moonpie Chronicles: 2009-05-10

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Today I Feel...

As a new feature on the Moonpie Chronicles, we are introducing the wildly unpopular "Today I Feel..." series. The rules are pretty simple and only Vance and I can play, so tuff darts, buddy!

Today I Feel....

...with a little bit of this thrown in...

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Wives we've had...

I still lived in Memphis when I married Gretchen after 8th grade. She never cooked or cleaned or nothin'. I left right after I got the chaulks out from the wheels of our house and I hauled ass. We were married about 7 days.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Wives we've had

This was my 17th wife a mere 13 minutes after we said "I do." This was a short-lived marriage, lasting roughly a half hour. The cops came and that was all she wrote.

Belated Mother's Day to you, sir.

Mother's day here in Burque. featuring me and the esposa, her mom (left) my mom, Mary (right, and the two ninos, Primero and Segundo.)

OK, back to studying anthropology.................. Which really is a fascinating subject. Just not studying these notes I've got for a final exam in three hours..... Go Rick! Gooooooooooooooooooo. Get away from the freakin computer and --- acKkkk Arrgghhhh [suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack]

Hanging out in Alan's Basement

My mom brought me this old photo the other day. We used to all hang out in Alan Schactner's basement, shoot pool, play Pong, and give each other tattoos.
(back row l to r) Vance, David Lewis, Alan (aka "Hairlip".) That's me in the front laying ink on some chick from my biology class.

Finger Lickin Good

Just so I'm able to keep in shape with this blogging thing.....

Monday, May 11, 2009

Flying solo...

Rick has two exams to finish this week and class is finished. I may be flying solo for a week or so while Rick enjoys the end of classes (for now) and he partakes in some well deserved drinking hi jinks. Go to it Rick, you earned it. "Hi-ho Silver, AWAY!"

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Abide, dude....

Rick and I kind of dig the "Dude" and have made many references in the past about "The Big Lebowski". Just wanted to share this image with all. More can be read on Duke City Fix.

*see link on Moonpie page

Happy Mothers Day...

This is mom the year I was born, 1957. Just wanted to say thanks mom and have a good day.

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