Saturday, March 20, 2010
Rick and the Military
Fact: Rick was 12 years old
Fact: Rather than the Maginot Line, this was suburban Rochester, NY.
Fact: The supposed "machine guns," though synchronized, were in fact nothing more than empty caulking tubes covered with aluminum foil.
Fact: Rick and his friends were successfully sued by Fokker aerospace for defaming the good name of Fokker with this travesty of aerodynamics.
Fact: Fokker. That's a funny name.
Fact: None of this seemed to bother either Rick or the German government.
Fact:Like most of Rick's schemes, this one never really got off the ground.
Fact: What a dork!
Springtime in New Mexico Pt. 2
Friday, March 19, 2010
How I spent my Friday afternoon.... No, serious.
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Thursday, March 18, 2010
More music.....not really
Episode 12B, "The Larch."
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
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Jerry Jeff
This was from back in the day when Rock and Roll tried to save country music. Unfortunately, 30 years later Pop music tried to do the same thing and "succeeded."
Feeling his Irish roots tugging at him this St. Patrick's Day, Vance decided to head down to the the Catholic Church and hit the confessional. There he spied a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest came in.
"Father, forgive me," Vance said, "I've never really been to confession, but I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than the Protestants told me it was."
The priest replied, "Get out. You're on my side."
All the way to Memphis...
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Faith and Begorrah!
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome to your gory bed,
Or to victorie.
Now's the day, and now's the hour;
See the front o' battle lour;
See approach proud Edward's power,
Chains and slaverie.
Wha would be a traitor-knave?
Wha can fill a coward's grave?
Wha sae base as be a Slave?
Let him turn and flie:
Wha for Scotland's king and law,
Freedom's sword will strongly draw,
Free-man stand, or free-man fa',
Let him follow me.
By Oppression's woes and pains!
By your Sons in servile chains!
We will drain our dearest veins,
But they shall be free!
Lay the proud Usurpers low!
Tyrants fall in every foe!
Liberty's in every blow!
Let us Do - or Die!!!
Happy St. Pats day.........*
Dance, drink and make merriment 'til yer hearts
content. May the sun rise to meet your smilin'
face and may all your women be pretty.
Don't fear the risin' tide and keep good cheer.
Have a drink on The Moonpie Chronicles today.
And have someone else drive ya home.
* I know, I posted a day early.
Canada rocks, eh?
Excellent example of classic rock and roll from the 70's.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
What did ever happen?
Sorry, but that's all my phone was able to pirate from the PBS Pledge-A-thon. It was just the worst ever lip-synching I've ever seen in my life. It was like the guy never even heard the song before and was just mugging for the camera.