The Moonpie Chronicles: 2011-12-25

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Rick in the early days of LSD.

Footage recently obtained from the UC Berkeley Hallucinogen Testing Labs where Rick worked as a 9 year-old. That's him in the vest.....

Elijah Wood has always creeped me out.

But this settles it.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Merry Christmas from East Coast Pie....

From the East Coast Moonpie office, we say Merry Christmas.

I'm so happy I got my Sax for Christmas but I want to know why.....

why are my pants around my ankles?

Oh dear.

Stay tuned for New Years hi-jinks.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Landscaping tips from Vance

Unsightly areas of loose turf can be safely stretched and hidden using XXL-large clothespins.

Why you should hire Vance as your landscape maintenance guy

Reason#1

Attention to detail.

Vance leaves no turn unstoned when it comes to ridding your property of unsightly leaves and debris.

Why I THINK I no longer do drugs....

For years I thought this day had involved magic mushrooms.... hence the "Panda taking my photo" hallucination.

I found this photo in a shoebox the other day. Turns out the Panda was real.... which means I got totally burned on the shrooms!

How I feel.......

The thing with the holidays is that, being as how I have nearly a month off, I tend to not get dressed very often.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Important to follow the rules....

Merry Christmas from Moonpie West!!!

Hallelujah, everybody say 'cheese'! Merry Christmas from the fam-uh-leeeeeeeee!

Rick just wanted to share a few of his gifts with everyone. The first is a reminder of who calls the shots in our family.

The second shows the shots I get to call.

The voices in my wife's head may tell her what to tell me to do, but they also told her to get me a bottle of 15 year-old Balvenie single malt.

Have a great Holiday, one and all!

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