Friday, September 17, 2010

Just a little warning......

Just wanted to let you know that we're not too "Family-Oriented" this week. So if you're under 30 and/or a conservative republican, you might want to go somewhere else for a while.Unless you want to look like Flounder McDakkenly here, don't scroll down.

Oh, also, don't look to your immediate right.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Reader's Mailbag

I apologize in advance for the graphic nature of one of the photos in this posting. It's gross, but I can't imagine anything that would illustrate my point better.
Q:"Why don't you guys ever run pictures about Conservative Pundit Glen Beck? He's the dreamiest!" ~ Mr. Geoffrey Lam Sung, Phx, AZ.
A: Dear Geoff, the primary reason is because Beck reminds me of the following tattoo...I mean, really people. We can all turn away from this photo and say, 'that was disgusting in a not really very funny way. It's bad enough knowing this tattoo exists. Do we really have to be shown it?' This is how I feel about Glen Beck.
Q: Mr. David Luigi of Albuquerque New Mexico asks "Hey, If you guys are so smart, why you don't live and work in Memphis anymore?"
A: I'm not sure. But I bet there's a pretty good reason.Oh, Yeah. That's it.

Until next time, folks. Oh, and don't be a mailbag.


I received more mail from myself about the preceding email than I have at any other time in the history of the previous ten thousand seconds about the... ummm... the uh.... Right. I mean from time to.... did you see that? The animals in the middle of the... yeah... that's what I thought....

Likewise, Cost Plus Warehouse's lawyers have asked me to inform you the the following is not an accurate representation of their Amanita Muscaria-shaped marzipan candy treats.