The Moonpie Chronicles: 2010-09-12

Friday, September 17, 2010

Just a little warning......

Just wanted to let you know that we're not too "Family-Oriented" this week. So if you're under 30 and/or a conservative republican, you might want to go somewhere else for a while.

Unless you want to look like Flounder McDakkenly here, don't scroll down.

Oh, also, don't look to your immediate right.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Reader's Mailbag

I apologize in advance for the graphic nature of one of the photos in this posting. It's gross, but I can't imagine anything that would illustrate my point better.

Q:"Why don't you guys ever run pictures about Conservative Pundit Glen Beck? He's the dreamiest!" ~ Mr. Geoffrey Lam Sung, Phx, AZ.

A: Dear Geoff, the primary reason is because Beck reminds me of the following tattoo...

I mean, really people. We can all turn away from this photo and say, 'that was disgusting in a not really very funny way. It's bad enough knowing this tattoo exists. Do we really have to be shown it?' This is how I feel about Glen Beck.

Q: Mr. David Luigi of Albuquerque New Mexico asks "Hey, If you guys are so smart, why you don't live and work in Memphis anymore?"

A: I'm not sure. But I bet there's a pretty good reason.

Oh, Yeah. That's it.

Until next time, folks. Oh, and don't be a mailbag.

Correction

I received more mail from myself about the preceding email than I have at any other time in the history of the previous ten thousand seconds about the... ummm... the uh.... Right. I mean from time to.... did you see that? The animals in the middle of the... yeah... that's what I thought....

Likewise, Cost Plus Warehouse's lawyers have asked me to inform you the the following is not an accurate representation of their Amanita Muscaria-shaped marzipan candy treats.

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