The Moonpie Chronicles: 2012-01-08

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Answer me these questions three....

Has the age of pin-ups returned in a strong way?

Do guys still dig the frills and tight jeans?

Does pin up girl #1 and #3 look the best? The answer to all three is a big YES!

My daughter, Ryan has decided she would like to follow the path of pin up girl. (thats her in photo #1 and #3). I will back her 100%. Please look into the photographers site and Pin up photos . org.

I don't mind promoting these works. *

*Moonpie has always believed in the freedom of expression, whatever form that may be......as long as Rick and I like it, it's O.K. Nice job Ryan.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Biggest news of the last 10 years!!

Great News from Moonpie East!! Fat Tire now available in Maryland!

Yeah. What ABOUT Bob?

I recently got rid of all my VHS tapes. There were a small handful of films that I chose to replace on DVD. Seems that most of them were Bill Murray flicks.

Hmmm..... Well, I AM a film major* after all, so I must know a little about great Cinema.

Scrooged is a Holiday classic that makes me cry every time.

What About Bob? What can I say? Baby Steps, Bob. Baby Steps.

And then there's Groundhog Day. A rom-com that even guys can dig. Plus it's become a national cultural reference. "Like Groundhog Day" means crazy shitty things keep happening over and over and over again."

I can relate.

Bill Murray is amazing.

*By 'film major', I mean a 'film minor'. I'm an English Major, which is almost as good. And by 'good' I mean 'useless.'

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