Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Things my office needs...

At the Mid-Atlantic Region Moonpie Offices, there is really very little that we don't have. I have my trusty gnome, hula-girl, Stanley thermos and my Tibetian knit cap. Never far away is my can of "old man" half and half iced tea/lemonade drink and National Audubon Society tree referance guide. Ah....and a "Trees are for hugging" sign. Until later, have a great day.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Office Equipment I Need.

Here at the Rocky Mountain Division of Moonpie Chronicles, we don't need much.Just a Mac, a PC, and an iPad. And that's it.

And this light-bulb. And this little gnome candle-holder. And that's all I need.

And this glass of Scotch. And I don't need anything else.

Except. Except this copy of Catch-22. And this packet of pixie dust that renders me partially invisible. And that's all.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Now as Then

Here's one o' them there "before and after" pictures. Clearly I've aged a tad since 1979.The picture I'm holding in my hand was taken in a $6 a night hotel room in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan. I spent my last @12 on this room and a few glasses of beer in the hotel bar.

I'd been living with kin up north of the border and run out of money and options. I actually had to walk across the bridge from Ontario to Michigan because I couldn't afford the fare.

The day after this was taken I hopped a bus to Detroit courtesy of Uncle Sam and reenlisted in the Army.

New Tour Coming to a Town Near You!!!

If you live in New Mexico or Maryland, that is...
We've dusted off the old Rallye Van, got our old sponsors back, and we're hittin' the road to adventure for the 2011 Mangy Moose Magical Mystery Tour... Until our wives find out. Then we have to be home for dinner.

Why I don't do acid anymore

This was me a few years back after a week at the Burning Man festival. Problem was that it turned out I hadn't actually BEEN at the burning man festival, but apparently at the 2008 Republican National Convention in St.Paul.So after that I decided to give up doing acid and get a haircut.

Also, I'm not allowed in Minnesota anymore.

I did get Sarah's number though.