The Moonpie Chronicles: 2010-09-19

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Warning....

A warning to all those who find breast offensive....

the next three posts feature breast as they were meant to be viewed. Perky and what-not.

All women are now directed to purchase an outfit like this for the Fall season. You will not stay warm but the guys will be heated up. And who doesn't like the idea of missiles* flying all around? And with this outfit, you do not require oxygen in space. How cool is that.

*Missile-tit bras are "the bomb'.

Books, I don't get it

Rick has had a book in his hand since the day I met him. I'm not kidding. This dude would read while walking and talking to you at the same time....I don't get it. Maybe I'm one of the unfortunate souls who never learned to appreciate books the way Rick does. Hell, he would even spend hours, weeks, months and years writing books. I'm happy for him, I really am. Maybe I'm not seeing the same thing in books that Rick does...

Ya hear that.....it's almost October....

The fall Ales are about to surround us and Octoberfest is right around the corner. Praise be. Cool weather, beer, busty women and what not.....who dosen't like October? Rick and I have been known to hoist a few drafts in our day and won many free drinks for cheering the band the loudest.

*Moonpie thanks Hawtness.com for the photo. I just can't remember when they took this photo of me when I was a girl for two months in 1978.....I got better.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Warning....

Required Fall fashions.....

Books, I don't get it

Ya hear that.....it's almost October....

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