Thursday, November 3, 2011

Cars, driving? I got your drive.....

Last week I drove into the city to flag tree locations on 11th st, Washington, DC. I decided to film a minute of the relaxing drive to the Tidal Basin and the Washington Monument.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Cars 2

You know, Cars was a pretty great little animated film A great message. great animation. A real winner and a feather in the cap of Pixar and Disney both.

Then came Cars 2. And for some reason the cars needed to become spies. And shoot things. Seriously?

Look at this picture. I mean, yeah, the coloring is scary. Especially the two different colored eyes... sort of psycho. (Cut me some slack. I was in a hurry to finish so I could go out and play.) But do we really need a redneck tow-truck with this kind of fire-power mounted on the hood? And then make it into a coloring book for six-year-olds? What kind of whacked out horseshit is that?

I think not.

And now you know

the rest

of the story.


Driving home from the vet is much less traumatic than going.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Rick says.......

From Moonpie West

Forget the wedding in Cana of Gallilee...

The wife and I were hitting a couple of Halloween parties on Saturday. As we were leaving the first one, who should come pushing his bicycle up the sidewalk, but Our Personal Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. I wanted to stay, but we had to move along.

A friend posted this photo to Facebook later. I'm sorry I missed it.... Apparently Jesus turned the keg of Coor's Light into 40 year old single malt whisky!

Although I'm surprised he's not wearing his Tuxedo T-Shirt, because it's formal, but it says, you know, I'm here to party.

Give this dude a job, man!

In the spirit of the earlier Joe Dirt post, I offer you the resume of Ricky Santangelo. Seriously, how could you NOT hire this guy?**

**Vance, you need any day laborers for your crew?