The Moonpie Chronicles: 2010-02-21

Saturday, February 27, 2010

My Brain Hurts

I've been grading papers from my English 102 students for the past 4 hours. I had to take a break and go to the doctor. Here is live video from the scene....

Friday, February 26, 2010

That's how Rick rolls...

Congratulations to Rick for taking the trophy while bowling in Albuquerque last night.

People just watched in amazement as he threw spare after spare.* Moonpie would like to honor Rick with a token of our gratitude. But after we looked around, we had nothing to give him...

* Moonpie has no idea how Rick won the trophy.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

The New LLUA Trophy

the new LLUA trophy!

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Moonpies place in History.......

Etched into the top of the National Archives in Washington, D.C. are these words:

The Glory And The Romance of Our History Are
Here Preserved In The 'Chronicles' of Those Who Conceived
And Builded The Structure of Our Nation

There you have it my friends.....the final resting spot for The Moonpie Chronicles when the day comes.

That will not be for some time, mind you. Rick and I have too much to say and what-not.
More photos, cartoons and so-forth.

Oh, I forgot, click on photo to enlarge. Photo taken by Vance 2/26/10. Property of Moonpie and what not.

Go Team Canada!!

Go Canada! Not only are you tied for most Gold Medals in the winter games, you have overtaken Britain in visits to Moonpie! You guys rock!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

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The Audacity of Moonpie

Sorry. Sorry 'bout that. Really. Very, very, very sorry.

'e killed my auntie!

Sorry.

I promise not to do any riffs on "Got Milk?"

test message from ricks phone.

test message from ricks phone.

Our visits are up 722%

Monday, February 22, 2010

Martin's Prom Date

He met her at work when he had a gig at the mall.

I say this because Martin doesn't yet know how to blog. HAH!

I'm sorry

I'm sorry, but this just cracks me up. I can't imagine stopping laughing long enough to actually snap this picture.

Serious?

Is this guy serious? Who the hell are these Jonas Brothers anyway?

This reminds me of Denis Leary's rap about Hanson.

Ah-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

OK, It's an English major joke, but live with it.

Blane Deniston's Japanese Vacation

Vance Deniston: War Hero

Here's a shot of Vance after returning from "The War." (which war, we are still unsure.) Like Cotton Hill, Vance had his shins blowed off but trooper that he is, he carried on his brave struggle, waiting for the day they would grow back.

Eventually, it was discovered that his shins had NOT been blown off, but that he was, in fact, drunk and kneeling in his shoes. Once he sobered up, he was able to pull himself into an upright position (See post on cornhusker sightings RE: Walking upright.)

Exposed as a fool and a fraud, Vance was missing the media spotlight. Eager to be interviewed by Katie Couric again, Vance stowed away in a weather balloon. The trick turned sour when the balloon drifted over the White House and was blown out of the sky with a Mossberg 590 pump-action riot shotgun, with 20-inch barrel wielded by an ever alert Vice-President Dick "Dick" Cheney.

All seemed lost, but as luck would have it, Vance parachuted down an abandoned well and, while international media attention was on him, he was once again iterviewed by Katie.

Then Lassie rescued him.

The End.

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