May the luck O' the Irish be wit' ya this day.
Dance, drink and make merriment 'til yer hearts
content. May the sun rise to meet your smilin'
face and may all your women be pretty.
Don't fear the risin' tide and keep good cheer.
Have a drink on The Moonpie Chronicles today.
And have someone else drive ya home.
* I know, I posted a day early.