Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Wives we've had

This was my 17th wife a mere 13 minutes after we said "I do." This was a short-lived marriage, lasting roughly a half hour. The cops came and that was all she wrote.

1 comment:

  1. I knew Rick was in trouble when the chick showed upto the wedding wearing a slip and smoking a Pall-Mall 'no-butt'. The fact that she went everywhere with a 9mm and Remington shotgun should have been a clue that she was 'bent'. But love is blind and it's all fun and games until blood is drawn and the cops show up.

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