Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Ex-Wives #58

Vance's marriage to Vanessa didn't last too long.
Not because of any drug use, on her part, but just because she had a tendency to go deep-sea diving in the living room carpet -- and she could hold her breath for a long time! Sometimes she wouldn't resurface for days, and there she'd be, wedged between the fridge and the kitchen counter.

The thing that is unclear in this video is why she suddenly decides to pull the bathing suit out of her ass after all that time.

1 comment:

  1. I'm just sorry I didn't get to this fast enough to see the video. Shit! I always hated that carpet diving bitch!


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