I was out for (more than) a few drinks the other night at the Two Fools Tavern on Central Ave in Albuquerque, when I noticed three large women by the bar.
"Hey, are you three ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
I was so embarrassed. But it's an innocent mistake.
I apologized and said, "Sorry, are you three whales from Scotland ?"
Then the lights went out...