Monday, December 13, 2010

Vance's first time as a Santa

Me and Vance ditched Tim Burns' art class at Eldorado in the winter of '76 to hustle up some cash from unsuspecting strangers. He didn't have a real beard, so we took Vance's long golden locks and stuffed them in his mouth.

This kid wasn't buying it.

sketchy santa fails - Demon Santa Will Be Taking Your Child Now
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Nonetheless, we made enough to buy two bagels, a quart of Schlitz, and some strawberry rolling papers.


  1. You just can not put a price on memories like that.....

    ....I still have the papers!

  2. Everytime I smell strawberries I want to get high....


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