Know your dogs

I'm rather fond of dogs, you know. Especially labs. There's just something about their lovable easy-going nature -- for the most part.

I never really knew the difference in the different types before -- and I'm assuming, neither did you. So as a public service, I'm presenting this handy chart for you to tell them apart.

Don't try this at home

I can guarantee you that neither Vance nor I ever posed for a photo like this. THe reasons are multiple, but primarily because we would have had to blow our fucking brains across the wall for participating in anything so gawdawfully gaytarded as this.

No man -- NO MAN -- should ever under any circumstances willingly or unwillingly post for a photo dressed as a goddamned papa bear.

Jesus.