Sunday, January 4, 2009

And then, now for something completely.....



Every week on Channel 5 in Vance's living room. Included were bong hits. For some reason, Corbin though it was a good idea to reuse the water, so he kept it in a squeeze bottle.
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  1. VanceJanuary 5, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    I found that the only reason that the bird was on the perch is that he had been Nailed ther! "Oh sure! Norwegian Blue bird. Why, if hadn't nailed him down, he would have ripped the bars open and flown away."

    "Does yor wife like photography,eh? Candid photography?"

    "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place."

    'I'd like some stawberry tart without so much rat in it."

    "Someday son, ALL of this will be yours." "What, the curtains?"

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    LOVELY plumage, the Norwegian Blue.

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  3. VanceJanuary 18, 2009 at 8:43 AM

    "Tis a far, far better thing that I do now then, now then what going onward christian soilders to enhance the very meaning of life it selfish bastard I'll kick 'em in the balls upon the road." Right-o.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    I'm impressed!

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  5. VanceJanuary 24, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    Oh for Jesus. I was in a Suncoast Video today and bought a DVD of.......

    "Now for something completely different." My wife may kill me.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 24, 2009 at 10:38 PM

    Dude, I had to forcibly restrain myself from laying out $128 for the entire series on DVD after I got my Student Loan check.

    But, just so you know, Vance. I'm impressed.

    And now for something... completely different.

    When my boy, Gabe, was younger, we used to watch MP and the Holy Grail all the time. We both could repeat the entire movie, line by line.

    I remember going to see it with the crew at the drive-in over on San Mateo near Uncle Cliff's (Now an apt. complex.) The first time I saw it, though, was at Winrock and I was by myself. There was, like, me and one other person who laughed at the credits.

    I worked with a girl once who could repeat Monty Python lines, plus she was cute and NOT a dork. ("Well maybe a little." "'ow much?" "Three. Rather a lot really.") I would have married her based on that alone.

    I dated another girl who said that, despite having a degree in Geology, she couldn't be a Geologist because you had to know Monty Python. Serious.

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  7. VanceJanuary 25, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    "I don't need to eat while doing my road work in training. I simply stop along the road and rub some gravel into my forehead for breakfast."

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    HAH!

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