Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Tim Foster

Hey, remember Tim Foster? That guy that used to terrorize Jim Jones?

He's a friend of my sister Jennifer's now. He's really sick and tired of people telling how he used to beat them up in high school. He's in a band now. I've seen him play at parties a couple of times. I'm too old for that shit now. I must be because it's too loud!

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  2. One time we were walking through campus, walking up some steps. Jones comes flying down the steps.

    "Jones. Where you go--"
    "Fucking Foster's after me!!"

    A brief moment later, Foster comes flying down the steps. Jones is now a speck on the horizon with little puffs of cartoon smoke coming out behind him.

    Foster was among those at the opposite end of the Freak Wall from us that was known as the Greaser Wall.

    Foster was to Jones as
    Jones was to Brent Crowder.

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