[Funky bass line here]
Back-up girls: Jones!
Issac Hayes: Who's the white private dick
That's thinks he's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Back-up girls: Jones!
Issac Hayes: You're damn right
Issac Hayes: Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
Back-up girls:Jones!
Issac Hayes: Can ya dig it?
Issac Hayes: Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
Back-up girls: Jones!?
Issac Hayes: Right on
Issac Hayes: You see this cat Jones is a bad mother--
Back-up girls: Shut your mouth.
Issac Hayes: But I'm talkin' about Jones.
Back-up girls: We know. We know. Would you shut up about him already?
Issac Hayes: He's a complicated man.
Back-up girls: No, serious. Shut the fuck up.
Issac Hayes: But no one understands him but the Professor.
Back-up girls: And we're not too sure about him, actually.
Issac Hayes: Jim Jones!
Back-up girls: That's our part!
Issac Hayes: Shhhh!
Back-up girls: But-
Issac Hayes: Shhh!
Back-up girls:It-
Issac Hayes: Shh!
Right on.
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