Saturday, February 28, 2009

Jobs we've had: Unclassified

I was packing up a moving van in preperation for the move to the new Moonpie Chronicles Western Region Offices next week, and I came across this photo taped to the bottom of a desk along with a note demanding $15.75. I recall that one of Vance's first jobs after high school was that of Bat Man (or possibly "Batman." Though at the time he claimed he was working as a "Bait Man" down at Isleta Lakes.... Or maybe he was dating Justine Batemen. I don't remember any more)

I am confused as to why he is wearing no mask, why he's tied up, and why he's smiling.

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  1. I'm smiling because these ropes were no match for me. Before I was Batman, I did several years as an escape artist. I simply used the bicycle reflector to redirect sunlight into a fine beam to burn the ropes. Unfortunately, I also set the sofa and curtains on fire before burning the ropes."Holy flaming sofas Batman!"

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