Sunday, March 8, 2009

Why Martin REALLY Bought a Yamaha

It really was a toss-up. He'd always heard that you "Meet the nicest people on a Honda," and so that was a plus.

But, then, Martin always had an eye for young girls in tennis dresses who liked to "swing." When he heard about this new ad campaign for Yamaha, he applied for a modeling job. He was devastated when he found that Yamaha was secretly owned by the Mormons and that "Swinging" was a Mormon code word for Sunday youth group.

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