In 1976 I looked like this black and white photo. 33 years later I was the 'ol guy with the Jackie Stewart cap and the gut. Today, I am hiding from the Fed's in a undisclosed location posing as 'Donna'. I was able get work as a swimsuit model and have a nice flat that I share with my wife and our two cats. I really enjoy the warm weather and hanging out on the beach. Not drinking was kinda' rough at first, but the tanner I get, the better I feel about EVERYTHING. I'll be out of the country until everything settles down and then I can return to being 51 years old, gray haired and chubby. My new persona is kinda' fun but the wife thinks my necklace looks ridiculous. Actually, I think she's jealous of my hair color. I love it, it's perfect.
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