Monday, February 16, 2009

Really old


I was going through the old family albums, and I came across this turn-of-the-century photo of me with the grandparents.

Actually, I don't think they're really my grandparents. I think they're either the gardeners, or the kidnappers.

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  1. Actually, these two were heirs to the Ralston Purina empire, hench the sack that Rick is swaddled in. Rick was born with a full beard and a asended testical. Much to Marys dismay, Rick was sold at Market to these two for a bag of oats to feed the family mule. Times were hard.

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  2. The weird thing is that these two are wearing badges!

    "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no stinking badges!"

    What the hell is up with that? THe plot thickens.

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  3. I never wanted to tell Rick, but these two were from the "Anti-Canadian & Moral Feed Supply Co-op". Their love of feed was only rivaled by their disdane for Canadians. When Rick was sold at market, this transaction set into motion a lifelong series of events that brought Rick and I together as 'guano' (bat shit) harvesters in southern New Mexico.We forged a freindship that has lasted the ages and brought us to "Moonpie" today.

    Hey, no one ever said it would be easy. No shit, huh.

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  4. You've withheld this from me for 35 years?! I thought you were my friend, man.

    Those anti-Canadians, eh? What a bunch of hosers.

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  5. "'ey! Whatsa behind us is not important."

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