Monday, April 5, 2010

This is genius

WARNING: I use the word 'cootch' in the following post. I also say FOX News, Glenn Beck, and equate Sean Hannity with a feminine hygiene product..Small children should leave the room

I'm tired of seeing books like this shit from Sean Hannity or, especially, Glenn Beck. It's bad enough they are on the airwaves (or whatever it is we have now with HD TV and Radio.) I guess they think that if they write a book it will make them seem literate and smart. I'm going to try this at my local Smith's grocery. This is pure friggin' genius! The only problem is that, though the FOX news pundits are all douches, they won't leave your cootch feeling cool as a summer's eve. Oh, and if you are a conservative, feel free to do this with a book by whoever it is you guys are hating this week.
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  1. AnonymousApril 5, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    The more I read the better I liked, so whatever you call it I hope you keep it up. I did, I enjoyed browsing your blog.

    Me, I'm still trying to figure out what to do with mine. You keep on keeping on, you hear.

    Cheers.

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  2. AnonymousApril 5, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    Thank you, bill.

    We're still trying to figure out to do with our blog as well, so there you go.

    And, by the way, HELL YEAH, TEXAS!!

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  3. AnonymousApril 5, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    OH, and we like your blog as well, bill.

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  4. VanceApril 8, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    Thanks Bill. We really like when people stop for a second and look around Moonpie. But what reall gets us jacked up is when people like you take the extra minute to post a comment.

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  5. DamoApril 8, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    Ingenious use of the douche section of the supermarket! It makes me feel a little proud :P

    I take my hat off to you.

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  6. AnonymousApril 10, 2010 at 10:03 PM

    Thanks, Damo. I wish I could take credit for this one.

    Does leave a little lump in the throat though, doesn't it?

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