Thursday, April 1, 2010

I've run away from home....

I can't take it any more. I've up and left my wife and the State of Maryland. I called work today and told them to "shove it" and grabbed all my guns and I'm heading west. I spent the night at my friends nursery in Virginia and will move south to run through Texas for a short stay. Not sure if I'll be posting on Moonpie for awhile. F' it. I do know one thing, when I get to New Mexico, I'm getting two Blakes Lot-a-burgers with green chili. Goodbye Maryland, you humid, crazy friggin' state. You can keep your blue crabs and the Chesapeake Bay...I'm going home!

4 comments:

  1. Jesus H. Christ, Deniston. You got me. If it hadn't been for the "April First" tag on the posting I was believing you.

    Dork.

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  2. I just hope Janet got my call about the prank before she read Moonpie!

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