Sunday, March 21, 2010

Don't try this at home

What more needs to be said. If you are a dwarf, don't jump on a trampoline within 20 miles of a yawning hippo. For the love of God man!

1 comment:

  1. I got an email from one of my students telling me that she was in the hospital with some horrible illness and wasn't going to be able to turn in her major paper that was due today. I sent her this article and told her that, unless she could top this story I wasn't buying it. I haven't heard back yet.


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