Wednesday, September 23, 2009

That's right, we bad...

Rick and Vance were the first to sport the latest fashions at Eldorado High school and man did that back fire! After the first day of wearing the red shoes, everybody had them, same with Ricks kick ass hat. We went to the mesa to discuss our problem and decided to ditch the 'hip' clothes and go back to jeans and mountain boots. In a ceremony of new thinking, the two burned their new clothes and were amazed at how fast polyester burned. When the smoldering heep fizzeled out the two looked at each other and relized their error.
"We had to wait until nightfall and then scurry home in the dark in only our underwear," Vance said. "Not our proudest moment." Rick added.


  1. In later years, these outfits would have been perfect for scoring cougars at the Holiday Inn Lounge.

    But that's an entirely different story.

  2. Cougars....oh yes. We'll get into that later.


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