Friday, April 23, 2010

Oh, bloody hell....

And now here's the scene. Barely an hour after exceeding the 10,000th visitor mark, the Norse god of thunder, Thor, completely destroyed the newly rennovated Moonpie WOrld Headquarters with lightning. Sources say that the ancient deity -- who had apparently crashed the party -- had been doing jello shots in the kitchen with Dave, Gretchen, and some guy named Loki. "He was starting to harsh everyone's buzz and Rick asked him so leave" said another source. "Thor got kinda pissed about that."

1 comment:

  1. Shit, always seem to piss off the Gods. Get a grip!


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