Showing posts with label Freak Wall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Freak Wall. Show all posts

Sunday, March 8, 2009

The Freak Wall

A recent archaeological excavation at Eldorado High School uncovered this photo of the Freak Wall dated 1956. "The Grain Weekly" was the high school paper we -- leather jacket journalists one and all -- worked on back then. The name came from the school's original mascot, which was a grain of wheat. Realizing this was not much of a mascot, it was changed successively over the next few years to a hamster, a kitten, a toaster oven, and eventually a beagle. A few years after this last change, our arch-rivals at Manzano High stole the "B" from the sign and we were known ever after (shamefully) as "The Eagles."

In this photo, Rick can be seen on the far right -- leg in a cast as he attempted to evade the draft. The chick in the middle is photography teacher Susan Carpenter. Vance -- just behind her to the right -- is desperately ogling her.

Most pertinent and revealing in this shot, is the young man featured 2nd from the left, Chet "Offsides" Kirby, whose penis apparently grew from his right hip. He and his cousins, Jimmy, Timmy, and Biff Mondragon (3rd, 4th, and 5th respectively), the renowned Siamese Triplets are where the term "Freak" in Freak wall came from.

Probably the two most unusual points in this 1956 photo are the fact that neither Vance nor Rick were born for at least another year and Eldorado High School was not built until 1970.

Remember; Everything you know is worng!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Outsiders!


My sister, Jennifer, sent me this photo of her friend. We'll call him "Billy," since that's his name. This was taking at Manzano High School about 1980 or 81-ish (I think. Jenn?)
Jennifer writes:
"At Manzano the various cliques were divided up by halls. Here's Billy in "E" hall which was the freak hall, wearing the standard black concert t-shirt, bell bottoms, and waffle stompers that you can't see. Had to have a red or blue bandana, too. Dunno what those stomps are doing in our hall, but they really couldn't look any stupider. You're making me miss all that with your blog! We had so much fun in high school. Sex, drugs and rock and roll hahahah."
Aside from the fact that she's my sister, I include this because, although the "Gang of Four" involved in Moonpie were from Eldorado, other important characters to connect with us came from other schools. David Lewis went to Sandia,IIRC. Mike and Jim Eskew went to Manzano and we used to crash their parties when they were still in middle school. I think Jeff Lampson and Randy Kirk also went there.

From Eldorado were me, Vance, Martin, Jones, Alan, Alan's brother Dean (or "Rollo" as Jones called him.) Blane. Who else?

Monday, January 19, 2009

Freak Wall revisited

Here's a link to a great piece about the Freak Wall. A Visit to the Freak Wall. I'm not sure when this guy, Rudolfo Carrillo, attended Eldo, but I'm going to contact him and see.

He's got this other article, the unlit furnace or stories you hear at the freak wall, about exploring the storm sewers. Good stuff!

The Freak Wall

Here we see the infamous "Freak Wall" at Eldorado High School circa 1976. This was in front of the Vocational building on the north end of campus. About a hundred or so yards south, in front of the media center, was the "Jock Wall." The "Stomps" (cowboys) hung out in the parking lot. At either end of the Freak wall was a set of steps, and beyond that, a shorter wall. On the west end, was the "Greaser" wall. These were the hoodlums. On the east end, was what was, for lack of a better term, the "Skier Wall," even though only a couple of us actually skied -- primarily Vance and Blane. We were a sub-group of the Freaks, though we clearly identified ourselves as Freaks. At the time, the neighborhood around Eldorado was a fairly well-to-do one. I think that people at our end of the wall were not quite in that range, and our separation may have come from that. Despite the identification by the various cultures of Jock, Freak, Stomp, Straight, etc., overall it was a classist society.

Freaks were the long-hairs. They were sort of where the Hippies went in the 70s. We were the pot-heads. We were the ones who weren't good enough for sports. Or rich enough to be doing the cheerleaders. We were too bad to be in ROTC, or to hang out with the "Straights." The Stomps wanted nothing to do with us because we smoked pot. At least for a few more years, when they were all doing it too.

Despite the hotness level of the cheerleaders, you couldn't beat a Freak chick. It was always great when we became well known as party boys to cruise through the Freak wall and hit on the girls. Not that it ever did me any good, but still.

At the time we were going to Eldorado, it was an open-campus. You could come and go at any time. If you didn't show up to class, well then, you didn't show up and it got noted. You could smoke cigarettes as long as it was outside -- which was why we all hung around outside.

An interesting note is that the Freaks were looked down on my the administration because we smoked pot. Yet, that and a little beer or Boone's Farm was all we did. If you wanted to find the kids doing the chemicals; the speed, the Quaaludes, etc., you looked to the Jocks. You wanted the kids who were carrying guns to school? It wasn't the Stomps, it was the Jocks. You wanted the kids doing B&E's? Jocks. You want to know who was not going to jail because their dads got them off? Bingo.

Fuckers.

Not that the Freaks were innocent little lambs. We certainly worked up major Karmic debts.

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The main thing that identifies this photo as mid-70s (I assume, not having been on campus in 31 years) is the "puffy" coats some of the kids are wearing. These are not George Costanza's "Goah-Tex," this is goose-down and nylon. It made a sound similar to corduroy when you walked. What was cooler was the down-filled vest.

In the distance can be seen the faint outlines of the Tres Hermanas, the row of extinct volcanoes that run along Albuquerque's West side.