Rick and Vance's parents meet about a billion years ago and went on an extended trip to Brazil. They left the young Rick and Vance with Clem and Zoyie, a couple they meet at a bridge party. Our hero's never knew about this until just recently when Vance developed the urgent need to grow hair straight up as high as possible and Rick stares off into space for days at a time mumbling something about Canada. Rick and Vance, during a phone conversation last week shared with each other their terrible memories of the extended stay with the couple.
Rick, "Dude, I just remembered something. I feel weird about what happened to us years ago and....."
Vance, "blah, blah, blah...I can't hear you, blah, blah, blah......I gotta go, bye!".
More on this story later.