Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Sometimes.....ya just don't know...

Rick and Vance's parents meet about a billion years ago and went on an extended trip to Brazil. They left the young Rick and Vance with Clem and Zoyie, a couple they meet at a bridge party. Our hero's never knew about this until just recently when Vance developed the urgent need to grow hair straight up as high as possible and Rick stares off into space for days at a time mumbling something about Canada. Rick and Vance, during a phone conversation last week shared with each other their terrible memories of the extended stay with the couple.

Rick, "Dude, I just remembered something. I feel weird about what happened to us years ago and....."

Vance, "blah, blah, blah...I can't hear you, blah, blah, blah......I gotta go, bye!".

More on this story later.

1 comment:

  1. Ol' Zoyie there? She was a bit of an experimenter. Was into hallucinogens when hallucinogens wasn't cool. At least not for a suburban housewife. One day the Peyote buttons and gin she was blending for Clem's evening martini got switched with the lemonade she'd mixed for me and Vance. Of course, Zoyie realized her mistake... in time for her and Clem to get the dregs.
    That was the afternoon we were heading over to the JC Penney store for a "family" photo. The two adults decided to "atyle" their hair before we went. Me and Vance just sat and watched I Love Lucy reruns until it was time to go.

    I ain't shittin' ya, neither.


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