Thursday, April 14, 2011

Oh... Yes.... a clever title..... I don't have one.

Eating family is never a good idea. I can attest. After devouring my nephew, Donovan, I had difficulty falling asleep.

Also, yes, my wife DOES think she is Captain Morgan (Not to be confused with Capt. Jack Sparrow -- see previous) and my other nephew IS making the dreaded W-Face so popular at the 2004 RNC convention.


  1. Cheers to your wife,
    I always thought Captain Morgan was classier!

  2. Nothing pairs with nephew like white wine and Guiness.


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