The Moonpie Chronicles: Ricks first birthday picture...

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Ricks first birthday picture...

Rick was lucky enough in the 50's to actually have cameras around when he was born. As described in earlier posts on Moonpie, Rick was born with full facial hair and an ascended testical. Ricks mother was blonde just for his birth and then went back to brown hair to hide her indentity. Nice slippers Mary.

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UnknownMay 7, 2010 at 1:31 AM
Absolutely Hilarious - this is the best pic I have seen in ages!! I called my wife over to have a look and we both laughed aloud! Have sent it to all 3 of my friends! Top work, I will try and copy it for my 36th birthday June 12. Are they mannequin legs? Where do I get some?
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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Ricks first birthday picture...

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