Thursday, April 15, 2010

It's almost summer, this could happen to you...

O.K., why is there a guy on this ad instead of a girl? I mean, I know why he would be bummed out....who wants to have sex with a cheese grater?
Anyway, you know Moonpie, we are only here to help. Please be careful this summer.


  1. Your blog is hilarious!! I stumbled upon it today and I love it!

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  3. Thanks Kelly. We aim to please. You aim too, please.... Ummm. Wait. Never mind. Just THanks.

  4. Umm. Vance. Are you SURE that's a guy?

  5. If that's not a guy, then you will feel more scratching on the face than the vagina.


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