Friday, March 5, 2010

Public Service announcements

They're in your neighborhood. Stealing your jobs. Hating your freedom. Freaking the shit out of your kids. Wake Up America!!!!

Frigging knee-jerk sonsabitches! Always wanting to get into a thoroughly inappropriate dick-measuring contest.

What was it the Beastie Boys said? "You got to fight for your right to get old." It's in the constitution, man. Everyday in everyway I'm getting older and older. And my veins are showing. And that shit just skeeves me out, lady.

I can sleep safer at night knowing that anteaters are gonna take care of the Talitubbies....

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