Sunday, July 18, 2010

Scary old girlfriends...

Some of the girls that Rick and I have know have been a little frightening. This chick from Memphis told me that she was done with me and I was fine with that. See, I didn't had a nickel plated .357 magnum like she did. She even took my kick-ass cut off blue mesh t-shirt. Shit.
Then Peggy in Arkansas, well it's a long story but her brother got involved. He said, "no dude from Memphis was gonna take his girl."
O.K., heard ya.

1 comment:

  1. Blue mesh t-shirt AND your black thong? Dude that's harsh


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