Thursday, July 22, 2010

Another experiment....

Vance and Rick tried something years ago that never saw the light of day, thank God. Their pig, Elvis, was nursing on a bottle of wine when the duo tried to teach Elvis to hang-glide. Unfortunately, there were no hills to be found and poor Elvis just ran around for hours on flat ground with a glider strapped to his back trying to 'get air'. Thankfully, PETA was involved in the penguin march and never got to Rick and Vance in New Mexico.
"Penguins suck. They look my like my teacher's at Christian Brothers High School in Memphis," said Vance.
"My dad always said 'when pigs fly', so I thought I would try," said Rick.
The two left the fields in utter disappointment, the pig never flew.

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