Saturday, May 1, 2010

The Kentucky Derby.....

Vance was kicked off the grounds of Churchhill Downs when he showed up with his ride for the Derby. Track officials said he was a disgrace to the institution of "The Kings Sport."
Vance said, "well I'll be dad burned, those folks don't know no race horse when they see one. Me and Ruth have won every race we ever been in. I'll be dipped. Wait til I tell Matthew."


  1. Just tripped across your blog...

    Loved reading!

    Sincerely, Bruce Mackh

  2. G'day Bruce! Thanks for reading and thanks for the comments. We have no idea what we are doing or why people are viewing, but... keep it up.


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