Monday, March 8, 2010

Hilarity ensues

Vance and Rick are drinking in a bar.
Rick says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says Vance, "and I just joined the VFW!"


  1. Vance: I went to the dentist yesterday and told him I was worried that my teeth were yellowing with age.

    Rick: What did he say?

    Vance: Wear a brown tie!


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