“Hello ladies. Look at your fan, now back at me, now back at your fan, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if you stop using ladies scented body wash and switch to Old Spice, it could smell like he me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your fan could smell like. What in your hand, back at me. I have an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look at it again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your fan smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.”
I read this last night when I was stoned and I forgot about the commercial it's from and I was so totally confused but I thought it was hilarious.
Totally ripped off from There I Fixed It
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