At first it was like a dream come true. I'm thinking, "Hey! Free kielbasa and a hot babe. What more could you ask for?"But, Zion, bless her heart, turned out to be shy and refused to undress for me. Wouldn't give up a single link, even on our wedding night.
It was a hot summer, and it wasn't long before her bratwurst bridal gown began to turn putrify and even the dog wouldn't sleep in the same bed.
Funny how life goes.
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