Oh what a night...

I missed the "Big Lebowski" bowling night in Albuquerque. Rick was able to attend and for a brief moment I was so sad. I pictured the gang all milling around with white Russians and talking shit about how different everyone looks from what each person had in mind.

I'll be there next year.

How much is tatt removal?

Of course, the assumption is that she MEANT "Sweet Pea," but you never know....

dream car

To this day, a Ford Galaxie 500 is a personal dream car. That sumbitch has a 429cid V8 in it. Of course, to make it absolute dream, it needs that balanced and blueprinted Police Interceptor engine.

Oh, hells yeah!

Who was it that had this car? Gary Gober?

Rick in the army

For a while I was in charge of a missile defense base overseas. Here's the official command photo.

Womens work....

Women have done chores since they landed on this earth. Some take the work with a grain of salt while others dive head first into their work. Whatever possesed these two chicks to actually wear the dress while drying on the line, I have no idea. Prehaps they figured they would tan at the same time.

Trucks are rugged, like me...

Rick and I have a thing about trucks. But whats even stranger, is the fact that we would never pose nude with our trucks. I know, it's hard to believe but this is NOT Rick and I. Wow, what the hell were these guys thinking?

I swear to god I'm not making this up......

Honest to Pete. This is a board game (loosely) based on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It's.... well.... It just.... boggles the freakin' mind.

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And then there was the time we...... Ah, fuckit. I got nuthin'

Remember when....

Once in awhile, it's good to remind ones self why we do not take part in the same shenanigans that we used to.

On a Monday after another non-drinking weekend, I must remember "all the fun" I had in the past. Actually, I just laughed my ass off when I saw the photo of the drunk chick. Wow.

"Can you see what I'm saying?"

When I first got my 'Space Helmet with Radar Vision' kit, I was thrilled. I couldn't wait to try them on and go around the house and check it out. The furnace in the basement looked like a space ship, WOW! The clothes line in the back yard looked like a super 'space' antenna. I ran in the back door and mom was ironing in her bra and slip and they were no match for my new X-Ray vision glasses.

I've been in need of therapy ever since. What would Will Robinson have done?