The Moonpie Chronicles: MVA

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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Winner......

I'd like to thank the Golden Motor Vehicle Administration for releasing me from the Inter-Lock Program. After 13 months of Blow-N-Go, I'm having the unit removed today. This has been a shitty journey from October 2008 until now because of drinking and driving.....hey, just a hint....it ain't worth it. Peace and drive safe.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Back in the saddle again...

The legislative powers of the Motor Vehicle Administration have sent more paperwork and 'what -not' for my perusal. Believe me, I understand that past behavior was not the right thing to do, I am sorry. This is just more than I had bargained for but as they say, "it is what it is." I hate that phrase but it's true. But today I'm working hard and all will work out for the best. Can't wait to be free.....you know, like a monkey on a Border Collie.

Nice tie little fella......

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Now just hold on there pardner...

You do everything possible to get going in the right direction and you are thrown a curveball....everytime. The madness has to stop sometime. The Motor Vehical Administration is an agency that I do not understand, maybe I never will. Suffice to say, when you are in their grasp...they got ya by the short hairs. We should go back to horses and shit. Everyone should carry a gun, ride a horse and sleep on the ground. Then, when you wake up you are just so happy to be alive, you wouldn't have time to think of new ways to screw with peoples lives.

Not a sermon....just a thought.

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